Till Feelings Do Us Part

Al Mohler has some interesting and pathetic new variations on wedding vows.

Traditional wedding vows:
"for better or for worse"
"for richer or poorer"
"in sickness and in health"
"in joy and in sorrow"
"until God by death shall separate us"

New Wedding Vows:

"in cocktails" (yes, the drinks -- Britney Spears (pictured) said this in her vows at her first wedding; the marriage lasted 48 hours)
"as long as love lasts"
"until our time together is over"
"as long as our marriage shall serve the common good"