Tina Brown Decoder

Her column today in the Post is full of non sequiturs that feather the ear but bewilder the mind.

"The bleakest detail of Miers's résumé is that her decision to accept Jesus Christ as her savior took place at the office."

But if she had come to faith while eating sushi and reading the Dalai Lamai on a rainy day in the city.....? A ok?

Miers' "single-minded pursuit of career advancement" has "come at the cost of a swallowed self."

Did she swallow herself? Would that be self-actualization?

The president favors women like Rice, Miers and Hughes because he has the kind of combustible male ego that needs to be "handled" -- and they know it, Miers better than most.

So giving women authority and responsibility is a bad thing if you're a Republican?

Somebody hand poor Tina a towel, tell her to dry off and go take a breather.